February 2012
202 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you update my Adobe?
Me: Sure. Which program are you using?
Client: You need to listen to me when I speak! ADOBE
Me: Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a-
Client: Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you’re talk about…
Me: Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn’t say, “I just updated my Microsoft - “
...
clientsfromhell:
Client: I saw the press release you published. I don’t like the picture, please change it.
Me: You’re holding today’s newspaper with the article in your hands, right?
Client: What’s your point?
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
Idiot to your poetry: I married a Nice Man, not a... →
missworded:
Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care…
stuffbyberry:
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
- David Ogilvy
keepcalmandlovecristiano:
so Chris Brown and Rihanna are apparently back together?
well, chains and whips do excite her after all.
Chris Brown: I gave that bitch a punch in the face, bitches love punches.
THE 74TH HUNGER GAMES TICKETS ON SALE WEDNESDAY
capitolcouture:
THE 74TH HUNGER GAMES TICKETS ON SALE WEDNESDAY
Grab your seats. The world will be watching.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
